than just a
Would you rather break a leg than break your word?!
This IS for you IF:
You see what's needed and do it
you’re asked to
You take the
to make positive changes in your workplace
You do a little bit
than asked, s
hooting for a 13 when a 10 would suffice
You take 100%
for your part no matter how small it may be
You think work should be
in a structured environment
enough for you
to learn new things
You're not afraid to
get dirty, and use elbow grease
You have a great sense of
This is NOT for you IF:
You’re a criminal, a druggie, or a pain in the ass
Going back on your word doesn’t bother you
You think the government should do more to better your life
You prefer to do things the way you've always done them rather than learning a new way
You don’t like having to be on time, EVERY TIME
You're just looking to collect a paycheck
You've ever said/thought "that's not my job" when asked why you didn't do something
You think people should have a limit on how much money they can make
Hard work scares you and makes you cry. That's why you try hard to avoid those situations
You don’t play well with others- it’s all about you
You don’t like following someone else's instructions, especially when you believe you know better
You look like (or are) a serial killer (you're not, right?)
You have to take a smoke break constantly
Rolling your eyes? Move on. Fired up? Read on!
BEFORE you click that 'Apply' button...
In case you don't know, we clean houses (ie. dirty toilets & other yuck) and require you to use muscles you probably didn't know you had... but hey, you'll get a great workout and be paid to boot
Our normal work hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 AM-5 PM. Occasional weekends and/or later shifts are available from time to time
Part-Time shifts are available: approx. 8:30 AM-1 PM, 12:30 PM-5 PM, or 8:30 AM-5 PM a few days per week.
transportation, license, and insurance… you know, all that “adulting” stuff Note: Uber, the bus, or having your parent/friend/neighbor giving you rides doesn't count
Pay is in the form of glitter and sparkles that our magical unicorns crap out twice a month.
Those with the right qualifications can also earn rainbows too. ACTUALLY read that? Let us know, we’d love to find more magical unicorns like you. 😉
Still with us?! Even more excited than before!?
Then we need to talk! We have a LIMITED number of cleaning positions available exclusively for the people described above!!
Fill out the questions below RIGHT NOW
(before you have to read another crappy job opening and/or life gets in the way) and introduce yourself to us. We can’t wait to meet you!!
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