Looking for MORE than just a Paycheck?
Would you rather break a leg than break your word?!
This IS for you IF:
  • ​You see what's needed and do it BEFORE you’re asked to
  • ​You take the INITIATIVE to make positive changes in your workplace
  • ​You do a little bit MORE than asked, shooting for a 13 when a 10 would suffice 
  • ​You take 100% RESPONSIBILITY for your part no matter how small it may be 
  •  You think work should be FUN
  • ​You THRIVE in a structured environment
  • ​Good enough IS NOT enough for you
  • ​You LOVE to learn new things
  • ​You're not afraid to WORK HARD, get dirty, and use elbow grease
  • ​You CONSISTENTLY consider others
  • ​You enjoy SERVING others
  • ​You have a great sense of HUMOR
This is NOT for you IF:
  • You’re a criminal, a druggie, or a pain in the ass
  • ​Going back on your word doesn’t bother you
  • ​You think the government should do more to better your life
  • ​You prefer to do things the way you've always done them rather than learning a new way
  • ​You don’t like having to be on time, EVERY TIME
  • ​You're just looking to collect a paycheck
  • ​You've ever said/thought "that's not my job" when asked why you didn't do something
  • ​You think people should have a limit on how much money they can make
  • ​Hard work scares you and makes you cry. That's why you try hard to avoid those situations
  • ​You don’t play well with others- it’s all about you
  • ​You don’t like following someone else's instructions, especially when you believe you know better
  • ​You are a serial killer (you're not, right?)
  • ​You have to take a smoke break every 10 minutes
Rolling your eyes? Move on. Fired up? Read on!
BEFORE you click that 'Apply' button...
  • In case you don't know, we clean houses (ie. dirty toilets & other yuck) and require you to use muscles you probably didn't know you had... but hey, you'll get a great workout and be paid to boot
  • Our normal operating days are Mon-Fri from 8:30 AM-5 PM. 
  • ​Starting positions are Part-Time only
  • Part-Time shifts are approx. 8:30 AM-1 PM, 12:30 PM-5 PM, or 8:30 AM-5 PM a few days per week.
  • You MUST have your OWN reliable transportation, license, and insurance… you know, all that “adulting” stuff Note: Uber, the bus, or having your parent/friend/neighbor giving you rides doesn't count
  • Pay is in the form of glitter and sparkles that our magical unicorns crap out twice a month.
Still with us?!  Even more excited than before!?
Then we need to talk! We have a LIMITED number of cleaning positions available exclusively for the people described above!!
Fill out the questions below RIGHT NOW
(before you have to read another crappy job opening and/or life gets in the way) and introduce yourself to us. We can’t wait to meet you!!
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