Are you the MOST RELIABLE person you know?
Would you rather break a leg than break your word?!
This IS for you IF:
  • ​You see what's needed and do it BEFORE you’re asked to
  • ​You take the INITIATIVE to make positive changes in your workplace
  • ​You do a little bit MORE than asked, shooting for a 13 when a 10 would suffice 
  • ​You take 100% RESPONSIBILITY for your part no matter how small it may be 
  •  You think work should be FUN
  • ​You THRIVE in a structured environment
  • ​Good enough IS NOT enough for you
  • ​You LOVE to learn new things
  • ​You're not afraid to WORK HARD, get dirty, and use elbow grease
  • ​You CONSISTENTLY consider others
  • ​You enjoy SERVING others
  • ​You have a great sense of HUMOR
This is NOT for you IF:
  • You’re a criminal, a druggie, or a pain in the ass
  • ​Going back on your word doesn’t bother you
  • ​You think the government should do more to better your life
  • ​You prefer to do things the way you've always done them rather than learning a new way
  • ​You don’t like having to be on time, EVERY TIME
  • ​You're just looking to collect a paycheck
  • ​You've ever said/thought "that's not my job" when asked why you didn't do something
  • ​You think people should have a limit on how much money they can make
  • ​Hard work scares you and makes you cry. That's why you try hard to avoid those situations
  • ​You don’t play well with others- it’s all about you
  • ​You don’t like following someone else's instructions, especially when you believe you know better
  • ​You are a serial killer (you're not, right?)
  • ​You have to take a smoke break every 10 minutes
What's In It For YOU?!
  • No Nights or Weekends - Keep your social life!
  • Off on major holidays (ie. no working Thanksgiving, Christmas Eve OR Day... ) 
  • ​Available health, dental, and vision coverage
Rolling your eyes? Move on. Fired up? Read on!
BEFORE you click that 'Apply' button...
  • In case you don't know, we clean houses (ie. dirty toilets & other yuck) and require you to use muscles you probably didn't know you had... but hey, you'll get a great workout and be paid to boot
  • Our normal operating days are Mon-Fri from 8:30 AM-5 PM. 
  • ​Starting positions are Part-Time only
  • You MUST have your OWN reliable transportation, license, and insurance… you know, all that “adulting” stuff Note: Uber, the bus, or having your parent/friend/neighbor giving you rides doesn't count
  • Pay is in the form of glitter and sparkles that our magical unicorns crap out twice a month.
  • ​Those with the right qualifications can also earn rainbows too. ACTUALLY read that? Let us know, we’d love to find more magical unicorns like you.
Still with us?!  Even more excited than before!?
Then we need to talk! We have a LIMITED number of cleaning positions available exclusively for the people described above!!
Fill out the questions below RIGHT NOW
(before you have to read another crappy job opening and/or life gets in the way) and introduce yourself to us. We can’t wait to meet you!!
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